It's time for: Random Quotes Taken Out Of Context!!!

"It's kinda like Friends meets The Twilight Zone directed by like David Lynch or John Waters or someone."

"I am not an Ibuprofen junkie!"
--"How many have you had today?"
"...Shut up."

"Why the hell is there a spoon in my pocket?"

"It's squishy!"

"But this is a respectable establishment. I'm wearing my best pajamas!"

"...Or a red, like a blood red, but not fresh blood, dried blood."

"You are too weak to defeat me!"

"There's still a spoon in my pocket."

"There's only one thing I know for certain: this is excellent Tiramisu."

Tunes: "Robot Parade" (iTMS), "Damn Good Times" (iTMS), "Exquisite Dead Guy" (iTMS), "She's An Angel" (iTMS), They Might Be Giants.