Not that I'd been really considering it, but Bob Jones U is not the place for me. Rules like this, I wouldn't even step foot on campus before being expelled. Although it IS somewhat amsuing to envision pushing those boundaries... "No, sir, I was not using my computer's DVD player to watch R-rated movies, I was using it to illegally pirate them and then view them off of my hard drive."

Tunes (special dedications to BJU): "mOBSCENE," Marilyn Manson (iTMS); "American Jesus," Bad Religion (iTMS).