Si has actually chosen a college! Ladies and gentlemen (and the rest of you), may I have your attention, please:

*drumroll*

He will be studying at Marlboro College in beautiful rural Vermont! Let's give him a big hand, folks!

*APPLAUSE*

Tunes: "You Don't Know," Reel Big Fish (iTMS); "ABC-DEF-GHI," Big Bird (for Susie) (wma stream); and "I'm A Believer," Smash Mouth (iTMS).